The Yip Harburg Lyrics Foundation and Theater for the New City
present
THE ART OF COMEDY WORKSHOP RECITAL
January 27, 2024
Master of Ceremonies: Larry Litt
Directed by Mark Marcante
Music Director/Piano: Peter Dizozza
PROGRAM
OVERTURE, Arranged by Arthur Abrams
1. IDOL OF THE HALL Performed by Larry Litt
Lyric: H. Chance Newton Music: Alfred Lee and Chris Simmons
CHORUS
I occupy the chair, By Jingo! I'm all there. With my
Rap! Tap! Tap! Order, Please! I'm the Idol of the Hall
2. HEAVEN WILL PROTECT AN HONEST GIRL
Performed by Emily Newhouse
Lyrics: R.P. Weston and Bert Lee, music by Harris Weston (1933)
CHORUS
Heaven will protect an honest gel. An an-gi-el will guard you, little Nell.
When these rich men tempt you, Nelly, with their spark-el-ling Moselly.
Say 'Nay-nay!' and do be very care-fu-el.
And if some old bloated blasé roue swell
Says 'I'll kiss you, we're alone in this hotel,'
Breathe a prayer he shall not do it
And then biff him with the cruet,
Then Heaven will protect an honest gel!
3. DADDY WOULDN'T BUY ME A BOW-WOW Performed by Conly Basham
by Joseph Tabrar
Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow wow (bow wow)
Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow wow (bow wow)
I've got a little cat. I am very fond of that, but I'd rather have a bow-wow-wow (wow wow wow) Repeat.
4. A LITTLE BIT OF CUCUMBER Performed by Lei Zhou
I like pickeled onions. I like piccalilli.
Pickled cabbage is all right with a Bit of cold meat on Sunday night.
I can go termartoes, but what I do prefer, is a
little bit of cu-cum-cu-cum-cu-cum, Little bit of Cu-cum-ber.
5. I WANT TO PLAY WITH LITTLE DICK Performed by Elizabeth Ruf
by Will Godwin
I Like to play with little Dick, Dick, Dick, I
Like to play with little Dick, Dick, Dick.
Cakes and toys don't do for me.
I'm a big girl now, you see, and
I love to play with little Dick-y, Dick-y, Dick-y, I Repeat...
6. WHAT A MOUTH performed by Paul Korzinski
by R.P. Weston
CHORUS: What a
Mouth! What a mouth! What a 'north and south'! Ke-
Ri-Key! What a mouth he's got! When
He was a youngster, Oh! Lord Lovell, why his
poor old mother used to Feed him with a shovel, what a
Gap! Poor chap! He's never been known to laugh, for
If he did it's a penny to a quid that his face 'd fall in half.
7. DON'T DILLY DALLY ON THE WAY – The “Cock Linnet” Song
(My Old Man Said, "Follow the Van") performed by Conly Basham
Charles Collins Fred W. Leigh (1919)
CHORUS :
My old man said, "Follow the van,
Don't dilly dally on the way!"
Off went the cart with the home packed in it,
I walked behind with me old cock linnet.
But I dillied and dallied; dallied and dillied,
Lost the van and don't know where to roam. I
stopped on the way to have the Old half-quartern, And I
Can't find my way home.
8. WHEN FATHER PAPERED THE PARLOR Performed by Ben Harburg and Conly Basham. Song by Weston and Barnes
CHORUS: When
Father papered the parlor you couldn't see him for paste.
Dabbing it here, dabbing it there. Paste and paper everywhere.
Mother was stuck to the ceiling, the children stuck to the floor. I
Never knew a blooming family so stuck up before.
9. I WANT TO SING IN OPERA Performed by Helene
Worton David & George Arthurs – introduced by Wilkie Bard (1911)
We
Want to sing in op-'ra, We've got that kind of voice. We'd
Always sing in op-'ra If we could have our choice.
Signor Caruso Told us we ought to do so,
That's why we want to sing in Op'ra, sing in
Op – pop-pop-pop-a Ra! We can!
10. A BROKEN DOLL Performed by Elizabeth Ruf and Lei Zhou
by Jas. W. Tate
You called me Baby Doll a year ago. You told me I was very nice to know.
I soon learnt what love was. I thought I knew,
But all I've learnt has only taught me how to love you.
You made me think you loved me in return.
Don't tell me you were fooling after all.
For if you turn away, you'll be sorry some day. You left behind a broken doll.
11. TOUCHING THAT LITTLE AFFAIR Performed by Paul
by Bennett Scott & C.G.Cotes
Touching that little affair. Touching that little affair. She
Holds my wrist and watches me as my pulse goes up to ninety-three.
Leave off Gertrude I'm better, I declare.
Directly the lady doctor starts Touching that little affair.
12. BURLINGTON BERTIE FROM BOW Performed by Emily Newhouse
William Hargreaves 1916
I'm Burlington Bertie. I rise at ten thirty and
Saunter along like a toff. I
Walk down the Strand with my gloves on my hand, then I
Walk down again with them off.
I'm all airs and graces, correct easy paces, with-
Out food so long I've forgot where my face is, I'm
Bert, Bert, I haven't a shirt but my
People are well off, you know. Nearly
Ev'ry one knows me from Smith to Lord Roseb'ry I'm
Burlington Bertie from Bow (Beau).
13. SADIE SALOME, GO HOME! Performed by Lola Lukas and Larry Litt
By Edgar Leslie and Irving Berlin (1909)
CHORUS
Don't do that dance, I tell you, Sadie. That's not a business for a lady.
Most ev'rybody knows that I'm your loving Mose. Oy, oy, oy, oy
Where is your clothes?
You better go and get your dresses. Everyone's got the Opera Glesses.
Oy, such a sad disgrace. No one looks in your face. Sadie Salome, go home.
14. SLAVIC FOLK SONG (Lola Lucas, Elizabeth Ruf and Larry Lit)
15. I GOT RHYTHM – FASCINATING RHYTHM Performed by Ben Harburg
by George and Ira Gershwin (Our Syncopated City, makes us Jittery & Jumpy)
CHORUS: I know that Once it didn't matter But now you're doing wrong
When you start to patter I'm so unhappy.
Won't you take a day off? Decide to run along, Somewhere far away off
And make it snappy!
Oh, how I long to be the man I used to be!
Fascinating Rhythm, Oh, won't you stop picking on me?
16. SOMETHING SORT OF GRANDISH performed by Ben Harburg
by Yip Harburg and Harold Arlen
16. LET'S ALL GO DOWN THE STRAND Performed by Larry Litt and Cast
Harry Castling & C. W. Murphy introduced by Charles R. Whittle (1890’s)
– with Larry and ensemble
Let's all go down the Strand! Let's all go down the Strand!
I'll be leader, you can march behind. Come with me, and see what we can find.
Let's all go down the Strand. Oh, what a happy land!
That's the place for fun and noise, all among the girls and boys, so
Let's all go down the Strand.