- AUGEE VINE
Youngster body undeveloped by regimented sports.
- LISA VINE
Glasses, long hair, shapely body which she cares for without shaving or perfuming.
The only child brat grown up to take over his father's business, his father's father a shoemaker before him.
- MATTHEW VINE
The only child brat, until his parents gave birth to two more.
- FATHER VINE
All the charm and insecurity of the town assemblyman without hope (empathy) of ever becoming the town assemblyman, and frustrated by this.
- MOTHER VINE
Quiet as a ghost.
- MRS. CRAWDLES
An old spinster next door, who will play granny when given the chance.
- BABY CRAWDLES, MRS. CRAWDLES' OFFSPRING
Scampers, scurries, smells.
- SHERIFF MAYBERRY
- DEPUTY CHARLIE
- COBBLER CUSTOMERS
- AUGEE'S ORPHAN FRIENDS
- LISA'S SCHOLARSHIP FRIENDS